omgoodness, I'm blogging again!

Dear readers, I know it has been a VERY long time since i posted anything on my blog. Life as you all know sends us many curve balls and challenges. I finally got a computer that works and have decided that i am going to blog again! I know, miracles do still occur! I will once again be searching the wacky world of strange and weird laws and warning labels. I will find those stupid signs posted around the world. I want to beg you to come back and explore the idiotic things we are expected to follow by lawyers, companies and public officials. Comments and suggestions are not only welcome, but would be GREATLY appreciated! I promise to to try and make you giggle and smile! Hope you read me soon! love, janene

Jet Ski Enema?

Summer. The fun times riding your personal watercraft at high speed jumping waves and cooling off! If complete cleansing of you body cavities with dirty lake, river, or sea water isn't part of your plans, best wear protection other than sunscreen! This warning appears on Jet Ski personal water crafts, "Wear wet suits to protect against abrasions, hypothermia, and injuries to orifices (rectum and vagina) from impact with water surface." 

janene

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