This law comers from Kentucky. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on a highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club" A later amendment proposed,"The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than 60pounds and not exceeding 200pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses." I would love to see a horse in a bathing suit! That would be funny! But p.e.t.a. would probably object! 

Dear friends,
I am finally home from the hospital! I was there much longer than I thought I would be. I hope you will continue to read my blog! I hope you were able to maybe read some of the archived posts you may have missed, and I promise I will start posting new material very soon! I have a lot of things I need to catch up on, and due to the fact that I'm not exactly young any more my healing has come a bit slower also! Please continue to read, laugh, and comment! And if you have anything you would like to share, please drop me an email and I would love to post it! I totally enjoy making people smile and I have many funny things I have yet to post! See ya all real soon! And also a special welcome to my new followers! Read, enjoy, comment and giggle!
Love, janene!

Sometimes the cure may be worse than the disease. This may be the case for a hemroid cream from Japan. The use instructions on the  Japanese hemroid cream, "POSCOOL" read, "Lie down on bed and slowly up the projected portion like a sword-guard into anal duct. While inserting POSCOOL for approximately 5minutes, KEEP QUIET,"  That is exactly how it reads, bad grammar and all! Are we to assume it it so painful we will want to scream instead of, "keep quiet" or are hemroid suffering people of Japan supposed to keep it secret?

janene