omgoodness, I'm blogging again!

Dear readers, I know it has been a VERY long time since i posted anything on my blog. Life as you all know sends us many curve balls and challenges. I finally got a computer that works and have decided that i am going to blog again! I know, miracles do still occur! I will once again be searching the wacky world of strange and weird laws and warning labels. I will find those stupid signs posted around the world. I want to beg you to come back and explore the idiotic things we are expected to follow by lawyers, companies and public officials. Comments and suggestions are not only welcome, but would be GREATLY appreciated! I promise to to try and make you giggle and smile! Hope you read me soon! love, janene

You are tooo late....

Have you ever read the warnings on the birth control pills? It reads, "WARNING!: do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant ". Duh! If you are trying to get pregnant and are taking birth control pills, you are too stupid to pass on your genes! Also, the magic in the pills that keeps the stork away expires at the same time the "rabbit" does! If the bun is already in the oven, YOU ARE TOO LATE! Also I can't imagine any woman who WANTS to become pregnant being dumb enough to keep taking pills to prevent pregnancy, but...you never know! Stupid is as stupid does!

janene

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