omgoodness, I'm blogging again!

Dear readers, I know it has been a VERY long time since i posted anything on my blog. Life as you all know sends us many curve balls and challenges. I finally got a computer that works and have decided that i am going to blog again! I know, miracles do still occur! I will once again be searching the wacky world of strange and weird laws and warning labels. I will find those stupid signs posted around the world. I want to beg you to come back and explore the idiotic things we are expected to follow by lawyers, companies and public officials. Comments and suggestions are not only welcome, but would be GREATLY appreciated! I promise to to try and make you giggle and smile! Hope you read me soon! love, janene

"Shocking!"

Florida, lots of beaches and sunshine, and bodies enhanced with plastic surgery.  There are many things women do to become "beautiful". Nose jobs, boob jobs, fat sucked out, fat put back in, lips puffed up, butt deflated.In Florida  there is one "beauty" treatment that I have NEVER heard of, and its ILLEGAL!  In the city of Pensacola, Florida "a woman can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bathtub for using self-beautification utinsils". SERIOUSLY?  First, I am pretty sure electrocution doesn't enhance ones beauty! Second, how do you get a dead person to pay the fine? If it really does make you beautiful, you will at least be a pretty corpse!

janene

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