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Guide dog not included.
Your car. You had to get all the options. The cool stereo system,the dvd player, onstar,and beautiful black leather luxury seats! Your pride and joy, you love the feel of buttery soft leather against your backside. Cruising around you feel like royalty! Then summer comes. The beautiful black leather seats you had to have, the ones so soft against your butt, WELL NOW THEY BURN YOUR BUTT! The hot sun and black leather are a horrible combination! But there is a solution, "Auto-shade windshield visor" guaranteed to keep your cars interior cooler. Installation simple! Just unroll shade and place it against the inside of the windshield. But be sure you heed this Caution! "WARNING! Do not drive with sunshade in place! Remove shade from windshield before starting ignition!" If you are too stupid andwithout any common sense, and try driving with the shade in place, I hope you have a very fast running guide dog to guide your stupid butt around,
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Summer Quinoa Salad - The problem with the summer time is the heat. The problem with the heat is that *I live in PHOENIX. * Phoenix is a place where 8 months out of the year the...10 years ago
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Pooping...you're doing it wrong. - And here, I thought the biggest advance in the flush toilet was the elongated seat.11 years ago
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Moab 2011 - Had a great Easter weekend in Moab with my family. JJ and Matt both seemed to love it :) Wheeling will be in the blood forever! We drove down Friday night...13 years ago
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August
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- COME ON WOMAN! LET'S GO!!!
- OOPS!
- What did that say?
- Why would I want to?
- Lost in translation?
- Jet Ski Enema?
- Give it a rest P.E.T.A.!
- Do NOT wash while wearing!
- Legal?Yes.Wrong?Heck yes!
- A rose by any other name...
- QUAKEY,SHAKY, OUCH!
- THAT'S MINE!
- Perverted Shakespeare?
- Dude! That's a big gun!
- We have a permit!
- What?
- Hair of the dog...
- What the...why are they staring?
- Be careful what you say to the dead!
- This little piggy has boots!
- Guide dog not included.
- Ring around the bathtub!
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