Have you ever read the warnings on the birth control pills? It reads, "WARNING!: do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant ". Duh! If you are trying to get pregnant and are taking birth control pills, you are too stupid to pass on your genes! Also, the magic in the pills that keeps the stork away expires at the same time the "rabbit" does! If the bun is already in the oven, YOU ARE TOO LATE! Also I can't imagine any woman who WANTS to become pregnant being dumb enough to keep taking pills to prevent pregnancy, but...you never know! Stupid is as stupid does!

janene

A sign in Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, Wisconsin, reads, "SOCCER NOT ALLOWED! Soccer may only be played on the archery range!" They must really hate soccer players! On the other hand, if you are an archer in Wisconsin they supply you with lots of moving targets!

janene

Sometimes a normal mundane traffic sign is hung in an area that just by its location it becomes comical instead of mundane. San Antonio Texas has just such a sign. A "dead end" sign is  located on a street called, "cemetery road". For most that road truly is a DEAD END!

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This warning label comes from an entirely female oriented product, or so I thought..."Midol Maximum strength geltabs", "WARNING!:Do not take this product unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty with urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland". The box DOES say menstrual relief, doesn't it? I could be wrong, but if you have a prostate, menstrual cramps shouldn't be a problem you face....RIGHT?!?!?

janene

This warning is on "Bowl Fresh", brand toilet bowl deodorizer. "Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from the toilet!"

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This is a warning on "Shout" stain removing gel for laundry, "CAUTION! contains cleaning agents. Do not treat garment while wearing!" Clearly if you don't even want to take your clothes off long enough to wash them, stains aren't going to bother you either!

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This warning label is actually not stupid, but protects the "stupid". Liquid Plumber drain fluid, "WARNING!:do not reuse container to store beverages! serious injury or death could occur." Common sense tells me that is just a very dumb idea...but there are some idiots out there that need to be warned!

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Remember when you put a towel or blanket around your neck and pretended to  fly around the world fighting fictitious criminals?  Now days you can get a  superman costume that looks real from head to toe...but one little minor thing keeps the bad guys away from you and the Superman costume from perfection! "WARNING: this garnment does not enable you to fly!" Dang too bad! How cool would it be soaring around my little world high in the sky the wind in my hair, and bugs in my teeth from grinning ear to ear flying around the neighborhood!  Oh how nice that would be....:(

janene

Today's label can be found in the small print on "Fender" guitar packages. "Made in America. parts from Japan, assembled in Mexico." Hmmm? Made in the U.S.A?

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I hate the dentist! But if I do get the courage to go see one, I am comfortably reassured by his clean office and state of the art equipment. But what cheap dental school dropout would possibly think this product would be a good idea for his office? Drememel Electric Rotary Tool. The product actually has this warning on the box, "WARNING! This product NOT intended for use as a dental drill!" So if your dentist can't read warning labels and has this tool for use in YOUR mouth...RUN OUTTA THERE FAST!

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Costco...wonderful land of huge containers of mayonnaise and ketchup, but why would the average housewife buy a 5gallon bucket of pickles? If such a purchase is made be sure to read the warning label!  "WARNING! Children can drown in bucket, do not place children in pickle juice!" You suppose that is the true origin of the saying, IN A PICKLE?

janene

I have decided to try something a bit different from the stupid laws for a bit, dumb product warning labels! Doing my research I have laughed so hard I just had to pass them along! The first one is fitting for summertime, it comes courtesy of "Champion" brand swimmer support jocksraps. The label actually says, "this product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician ". How would you like THAT job...jockstrap technician, well, maybe I would, but they would have to screen my appointments...if you get my drift! * wink* !

janene